Freedom: Revoked

Hi Everyone,

Freedom lasted an entire 2 days - during those two glorious days I lost 2 glorious necklaces (which my person refers to as twenty bucks each) and somehow acquired a gnarly cough. Off to the vet again!



This time, the culprit: pneumonia. Sounds bad, huh? Back on antibiotics for the 5th time in 6 months... Yuck. I hate that nasty stuff. I scratch my person every time she tries to give it to me...on accident of course.

After 2 weeks, I was still coughing - I went back into the vet for what they call a re-check ~ I know it's only an excuse for my fans to see me again ~ This time my main fan gave me steroids because she thought it might be asthma (whatever that is). She has no idea that I'm a huge partier...the smoke gets to me sometimes ;) ... I'll keep that on the hush meow, wouldn't want my insurance to drop me. Come to think of it, maybe I should tell my person about my individual care plan, it could save her money...I guess I will when I get around to it.

To keep this short, I've been locked in most of the month - using the bathtub as my litter box (it's cleaner than my actual litter box) and eating lots of yummy wet food. Sounds like the life, I know, but really all I want to do is hunt. It's my passion, what I live for...and I will get back outside. Until that day comes, I will sing as loud as I can all night to make my people happy. Oh, and lick their faces and eyeballs. They LOVE that!

Meow,

Romeo