Sing a little louder...

Hi Everyone,

It finally worked! I have been singing so much at night that I lose my voice in the morning. I have learned that the more singing and licking my person's eyeball accomplished at night, the higher my chances are of going outside! Well, that worked a few times until I got in a fight with Willie next door. I can divulge his name, only because my person had heated words with Willie's person...so it's out in the open. Now, because of Facebook, I'm sure everyone knows that we are arch enemies; Capulet and Montague style. Trust me though...he looks worse than me! So here's the story....I literally sang at the top of my lungs for like an hour today - around 10am, my person broke (I knew she would). I went outside, but to my dismay, trouble lurked around the corner (or over the fence technically). I was so excited to be outside, I went to check my many rodent traps, starting with those in Willie's yard. He should learn to stay out of my way. He can't hurt me...or, maybe he can...

My person actually heard the fight and ran outside put a stop to it. Willie's person started throwing yard tools at me...ouch...and then he did the unthinkable. He took the hose to me, full blast! Suffice it to say, I ran home. Drenched, collarless, defeated, punctured:




I hope I'm not grounded for too long this time :(

Meow,

Romeo